I found the Right-Fielder!posted Oct 14th 2007, 6:25PM
Mood: Hyper
Something funny happened to me on Y!M recently. It all started with my status message, which read "Why? I dunno! HE's on third, and I DON'T GIVE A DARN!!!"
Shawn Guku: Yes...but why is he on third?
Wesley Sahonic: No, Why's out in left field.
Shawn Guku: Where?
Wesley Sahonic: Left field.
Shawn Guku: Where's that?
Wesley Sahonic: Left field!
Shawn Guku: Who?
Wesley Sahonic: Who's on first!
Shawn Guku: When?
Wesley Sahonic: Now!
Shawn Guku: Why?
Wesley Sahonic: He's out in left field!
Shawn Guku: What?
Wesley Sahonic: He's on second!
Shawn Guku: How?
Wesley Sahonic: He signed up for the position!
Shawn Guku: When?
Wesley Sahonic: WHEN HE JOINED THE TEAM!!!
Shawn Guku: So who's on Second?
Wesley Sahonic: No, Who's on First!
Shawn Guku: I dunno, who?
Wesley Sahonic: Yes, but I Dunno's on Third!
Shawn Guku: Well why did you expect me to know?!
Wesley Sahonic: I was telling you!
Shawn Guku: You keep asking me! Who the fuck is on second?!
Wesley Sahonic: DAMMIT, WHO'S ON FIRST!!!
Shawn Guku: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Wesley Sahonic: HE'S ON THIRD!!!
Shawn Guku: WHO?!?
Wesley Sahonic: FIRST BASE!!!
Shawn Guku: I DUNNO!!!!
Wesley Sahonic: THIRD BASE!!
Shawn Guku: WHAT?!?
Wesley Sahonic: SECOND BASE!!!
Shawn Guku: HUH?!?
Wesley Sahonic: What's on Second base.
Shawn Guku: I dunno. Why are you asking me?
Wesley Sahonic: I'm telling you! Who's on First, What's on Second, I. Dunno's on Third...
Shawn Guku: Neither do I, that's why I'm asking you!
Wesley Sahonic: And I'm telling you!
Wesley Sahonic: Who's on First...
Wesley Sahonic: What's on Second...
Wesley Sahonic: I Dunno's on Third...
Wesley Sahonic: Tomorrow's the Pitcher...
Wesley Sahonic: Today's the Catcher...
Shawn Guku: The catcher is today?
Wesley Sahonic: Now that's the first thing you've said right!
Shawn Guku: And tomorrow's the pitcher?
Wesley Sahonic: Now that's the SECOND thing you've said right!
Shawn Guku: So who's on third?
Wesley Sahonic: No, Who's on First!
Shawn Guku: I dunno!
Wesley Sahonic: He's on Third!
Shawn Guku: Where's the damn ball?
Wesley Sahonic: Hell if I knew. It's inert, isn't it?
Shawn Guku: I thought it'd be in my other pants pocket!
Wesley Sahonic: ...What?
Shawn Guku: He's on second.
Wesley Sahonic: D'OH!!!
Yeah, if you're reading this, you could guess that this was too funny for me to pass up, so here it is! Enjoy!
...Your...color patterns are a bit of an eyesore, but I'll see if anything can be done... It may take me a helluva while, since I'll be swamped with distractions in the meantime...